Chapter Twenty-three – Earth. You there, newt?

Eerht-ytnewT retpahC

 

 

htiaf htiw ecitcarp ot srehto tsissa eh nac woh oaT ni htiaf hguone evah ton seod eno fI

tsol eht htiw eb ot dalg si eT dna oaT fo ssol eht htiw seifitnedi ohw enO

eT htiw eb ot dalg si eT htiw seifitnedi ohw enO

oaT htiw eb ot dalg si oaT htiw seifitnedi ohw enO

gnihcaet fo tnemnethgilne

eht htiw meht stifeneb dna elpoep eht htiw flesmih seifitnedi eh tsol htob era eT dna oaT nehW

eT htiw dlrow eht tifeneb lliw eh tneserp si eT nehW

oaT htiw dlrow eht tifeneb lliw eh tneserp si oaT nehW

oaT taerG eht swollof ohw eno suhT

oaT larutan eht morf dessergid nehw tsal roivaheb snamuh nac erom hcum woH

gnol tsal ton od erutan fo snoitca eht nevE

htrae dna nevaeH

stceffe eseht desuac tahW

yad elohw eht rof tsal tonnac mrotsniar A

gninrom elohw eht rof wolb ton nac elag A

larutan era fo draeh eb tonnac taht sdroW

 

hti (want) af (woof) htiw (wanted) ecit (expiration – Latin) carp ot (from) sre hto (кто – who) tsissa (sissa – sister) eh nac (neither) woh oat (sheep kasha) niht (night) tiaf (тяф – woof) hgu one evah (Eva) ton seod (jewellery) eno (one) fit sol (Solo) eht (to drive) htiw (wanted) eb (f*ck) ot (from) dalg (долг – duty) siet (hurry – Hungarian) htwi (wanted) seif (safe) it nedi (down – Norwegian) oh weno (вино - wine) oat (sheep kasha) htiw (wanted) eb (f*ck) ot (from) dalg (duty) si (if) oat (sheep kasha) htiw (wanted) seif (safe) it nedi (down) oh weno (wine) gnih (gni – гни – bend) caet (cat) fot (foot – Norwegian) nem (нем - mute) neth (no) Gilne eht (to drive) htiw (wanted) meht stife (small) neb DNA El poep (shit) eht (to drive) htiw (wanted) fles (bottle) mih (Misha) seif (safe) it nedi (down) eh t (you) sol (Solo) htob (wood – Arabic) era et (alien) DNA oat (sheep kasha) neh (нех – no f*cking) wet htiw (wanted) dl row eht (to drive) tife (we must die – Shona) neb lliw (live) eh t (you) ne (not) serp (serpent) si (if) oat (sheep kasha) neh (no f*cking) w (into) oat (sheep kasha) taerg (terg – tease) eht (to drive) swoll (swollen) of oh weno (wine) suht (relative humidity) oat (sheep kasha) larutan (solution) eht (to drive) morf (male or female) desser (dessert) gid (guide – Haitian Creole) neh (no f*cking) w (into) tsal (you ask – Arabic) roi (dig) vaheb (intermediate – Estonian) sna (сна – dream’s) muh (flies’) nac (neither) erom (for it – Dutch) hcum (cum) who Gnol tsal (you ask) ton od (from – Polish) eru (guru) tan fo (for) s (with) noit (no) ca (it – French) eht (to drive) neve (never) htrae (she is sly) DNA Neva eh stc effe e-seht (e-sect) desu (is – Japanese) ac (account) tahw (cooking) yad (яд – poison) eloh (e-loh – e-goof) w (in) eht (to drive) rof (rolling on the floor) tsal (you ask) ton nac (neither) mrots МРОТs – minimal wage) naira (together – Malagasy) gni (bend) nrom (lying – Hmong) eloh (e-goof) w (in) eht (to drive) rof (rolling on the floor) wolb (Urban Dict) ton nac (neither) elaga (outlook – Telugu) larutan (solution) era fo (for) dra (drag – Swedish) eh eb (f*ck) ton nac (neither) taht (tact) sd (sine die) row

 

 

want woof! wanted expiration. a carp from sre. who is the sister? eh. neither. who? sheep kasha. a night’s woof. hgu. on Eva. ton. jewellery. one fit Solo. to drive wanted. f*ck from duty. hurry – wanted. safe it down. oh, wine. sheep kasha wanted. f*ck from duty, if… sheep kasha wanted. safe it down. oh, wine. bend a cat. foot. not mute. Gilne. to drive wanted. meht. a small neb. DNA. El’s shit. to drive wanted. bottle Misha. safe it down. eh, you. Solo’s wood era. et. DNA. sheep kasha. no f*cking… wet wanted. dl row. to drive. we must die. a neb. live. eh, you - not a serpent. if sheep kasha… no f*cking into sheep kasha! – tease. to drive swoll of… oh, wine. relative humidity. sheep kasha - solution. to drive. male or female. a dessert guide. no f*cking into… you ask. dig. intermediate - of the flies of dreams. neither for it - cum. who is Gnol, you ask. ton from guru tan for… with no – it. to drive never. she is sly. DNA. Neva. eh. stc. Effe. e-sect is account. cooking. poison. e-goof in. to drive. rolling on the floor. you ask. ton. neither minimal wage together. bend lying. e-goof in. to drive. rolling on the floor. wolb. ton. neither outlook. a solution era for a drag. eh. f*ck. ton. neither tact. a sine die row.

 

Chapter Twenty-four – Rufus. You there, newt?

Ruof-ytnewT retpah С

 

 

rennam hcus ni flesmih tcudnoc ton lliw oaT fo nosrep a eroferehT

meht tsugsid sgniht llA

efil yadyreve

ni snoitca tnadnuder dna doof sulprus eht ekil era deretnec-fles era ohw elpoep oaT fo weiv nI

stnemevorpmi ekam ton llahs tnagorra si ohw eH

tiderc eviecer ton llahs flesmih tuoba sgarb ohw eH

dezingocer eb ton llahs decidujerp si ohw eH

denethgilne eb ton llahs denoinipo-fles si ohw eH

raf levart tonnac sedirts htiw sklaw ohw eH

mrif dnats tonnac eotpit no flesmih sesiar ohw eH

 

ren (people – Chinese) nam (нам – to us) hcus (Discharge Under Honorable Conditions, Unsuitable) ni (neither) fles (bottle) mih (Misha) tcud (Texas Credit Union Department) noc (knock) ton lliw (live) oat (sheep kasha) fo (for) nos (nose) rep (representative) a ero fereht (fare) meht t (you) sug (suck – Swedish) sid (Syd) s (with) gniht (goodnight) lla (la – the) efil (e-fill) yady (яды – poisons) reve (rever – dream – French) ni (neither) s (with) noit (note – British dialectal) cat nad (over – Czech) nuder DNA doof (stupid – German) sul (on the – Italian) prus (прус – прусь – I’m really excited) eht (to drive) ekil (e-kill) era deret (row – Indonesian) nec (neck) fles (bottle) era oh w (into) El poep (shit) oat (sheep kasha) fo (for) weiv (wave) ni (neither) st. nemev (mute’s) orp (orb) mi ekam (I have - Albanian) ton llahs (Elahs) t (you) nagor (gallant – Bengali) Ra (god) si (if) oh weh tider (times – Swedish) cevi (pipes – Slovenian) ecer (a person who attends church only on Easter and Chirstmas) ton llahs (Elahs) fles (bottle) mih (Misha) tuoba (mop – Chinese) s (with) garb oh weh dezin (disinformation) gocer (joker) eb (f*ck) ton llahs (Elahs) decid (decide) u (you) jerp  si (if) oh weh Deneth Gilne eb (f*ck) ton llahs (Elahs) denoi (to all – Basque) nipo (here –Swahili) fles (bottle) si (if) oh weh raf lev (left) art ton nac (neither) sed (and – Latin) irts (in real times) htiw (wanted) sk (sick c*nt) law oh weh mrif dnats (donuts) ton nac (neither) eot (end of topic) pit no fles (bottle) mih (Misha) sesiar (sesi – sexy – sexier – sexy - Catalan) oh weh

 

people to us… - discharge under honorable conditions, unsuitable. neither bottle Misha nor tcud. knock! ton. live. sheep kasha for a nose representative. an ero-fare. meht – you suck, Syd – with goodnight the e-fill. a poisonous dream. neither with a note nor a cat - over. nuder. DNA. stupid on the… I’m really excited. to drive e-kill era. a row. neck. bottle. era. oh. into El’s shit – sheep kasha, for a wave. neither st. Mute’s nor an orb; me, I have ton. Elahs - you are a gallant Ra, if… oh. weh. times’ pipes. an ecer. ton. Elahs. bottle Misha. to mop with a garb. oh. weh. a disinformation joker. f*ck. ton. Elahs decide. you jerp, if… oh. weh. Deneth. Gilne. f*ck. ton. Elahs to all here. a bottle, if… oh. weh. raf. the left art. neither and in real times… wanted a sick c*nt. law. oh. weh. mrif. donuts. ton. neither the end of topic - pit. no bottle Misha. sexy. oh weh.